We'll send you a new duck every month for FIFTY FIVE YEARS!
Can you handle it?
Such a cute little guy.
Quite the looker - this guy is gonna impress the neighbors.
He's every bit as nice as his friend Martin, but he's just not quite as good.
I wouldn't lie to ya. He's not.
He won't bite. Just...
Just awesome - you'll be "stuck at the pond" all afternoon when this guy is flapping around.
Start your own family of Ducks.
You can get started with this young couple. They're feeling randy and they're gonna be shipped in a box together to YOUR DOOR!